Category Archives: Blog

Generally just me talking about me, what pisses me off, and anything of note in my life.

Beer!

Not going to lie. I pretty much finished all my work about an hour ago. I have most of tomorrows done by this stage. I could really use a beer.

How to Kill a Vampire

Look im not saying i have all the answers. I’m just saying. If you leave a millennia old vampire staked to a wall and walk away from him without cutting his head off dousing him in holy water and burning his body then spreading the ashes in running water, what are you doing ?

I mean really? Are you Vampire hunter or are you just here for the tight pants? Of course he’s going to get back up when your back is turned, he’s an ancient evil, that views you with the same passion you reserve for a really good burger.

Look im not saying that you’re not trying. Top marks for effort, its an A on effort, really! I just have to ask, have you thought about how long you want to do this? Is this really your career path. Maybe we can find something for you in admin because, mate, I have to tell you. You made some elementary mistakes back there, like.. not killing the vampire, and i don’t know if you can cut it.

No really. I don’t know if you can cut it, like cut its head off. Because you didn’t try. Also i don’t know if you can do the job properly.

We dont want you to think about this as getting fired. We want you to think about this as a chance to find something you really love to do… you know properly. Then do it… somewhere else.

Drinking with the boys

Drinking at the civic pub of all places. I avoided this place this I broke up with Nat because this is her pub. Doesn’t seem like she is here. Don’t know if I’m happy or sad about that.

Weird.

Ps no video clip cause I’m posting from my phone

Ahhh yes… insominia.

Fuck.

Cant sleep. I am totally and completely awake at 3 in the morning need to be awake in 3 and bit hours for work. It would appear that I’m going through another period of this nonsense. I’m pretty sure the depression will follow as it usually does, then the self hate, I’ll probably throw in some loathing and then resolve to fix it all and make grand plans but just end up spending too much money at a strip club. Meanwhile

Insomnia